Hand Signals For Bike Riding in Paris

October 30, 2014 · 3 comments

The hand signals for bike riding in most countries are relatively straightforward, even given a few important regional variations such as the straight forward “just point where you’re going” approach that is favored by Parisians when they choose to indicate anything at all.

Hand Signals

However, if you decide to join a fat bike tour (sorry… that should be “Fat Tire bike tour”) in Paris, you will learn a new hand signal.

This gesture works particularly well in adrenaline-enhanced groups featuring several seasoned, hyper-confident, well-heeled and naturally amplified big ol’ guys and gals.

These folks had paid keen attention to the pre-tour briefing that stressed the concept “safety in numbers allows us as a group to DOMINATE the road.”

Cartoon Riding a Bike

The hand signal, as interpreted by the self-appointed dominatrixes of our group, consisted of a vigorous straight-arm, palms flexed gesture.

Used by an individual, it would normally be taken to mean “stop.”

However, used in large numbers by people also yelling “Dominate!” it is more likely to be interpreted that what you’d really like to do is to ram the heel of your hand directly between the nose and lip of any nearby threatening taxi driver/pedestrian-waiting-to-cross-the-street/old-lady-standing-on-the-corner-feeding-the-pigeons. 

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Travel lesson #14: It’s difficult to pull off an effective “we’re not with those turkeys” stance when on an identical bike, wearing a the same colored bike helmet and reflective bike vest.

There’s also the pressure of needing to make the same light or risk being peeled off from the pack like two geriatric gazelle at the communal watering hole.

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Don’t get us wrong, here.

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Our evening bike ride during a full “pink” moon through Paris with Fat Tire Bike Tours over, under, and past some of the most famous, picturesque, and iconic locations in the city was amazing and probably the highlight of our trip.

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I even heard a wedding proposal as we stopped on the Pont Des Arts as that jaw-dropping moon rose over the beautiful silken water. She said, “Oui!”

(Pop quiz: What river runs through Paris?*)

It’s just that next time we go, we’ll definitely look into the Fat Tire private tours option, and maybe just bring along a good bike helmet for self protection and a good bike bell to say “Bonjour!”


Origin8 Time Clock Bell

Meanwhile, we have a new-found appreciation for bike tour operators, so I’ve put this on my Christmas list:


Fifty Places to Bike Before You Die:
Biking Experts Share the World’s Greatest Destinations

*The Seine

 

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Simon March 15, 2016 at 11:51 am

Is there anything more romantic than cycling in Europe? I cycled through most of England during my childhood and will never forget how beautiful the countryside was.

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Kristie Pham October 31, 2014 at 2:12 pm

After reading this and seeing those pictures, the only thing keeping me from packing up right now and going to Paris is the 7-month-old screaming in the room next to me.

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kathy October 31, 2014 at 3:40 pm

Pack ‘er up!!

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