What’s worse?

The exhaustion, annoyance, and odd sense of guilt produced by spending five weeks with your nose running non-stop…

… and the constant sniffing is so disgusting that your mutinous head has been trying to blow itself off your own shoulders in record-breaking sneezing fits……

… while simultaneously coping with a cough that sounds like a seal straining to pass a lung at three minute intervals,…

… or being the healthy one who has to listen to it all?