Tag Archives: hummingbirds

Neighbours

We were up with the birds today, so we took the camera along on our morning walk to see who was in da hood.

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The poop factory was already up and attending to business. They’re a scrappy lot — just ask “Peg-leg” (third from the left).

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Except for all the hootin’ and hollerin’ first thing in the morning around here, the resident aviary tends to be a pretty peaceful lot.

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The thing is, there are a LOT of birds in da hood.

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Some of them are pretty ordinary little things, nothin’ special, just on the look out for an ordinary breakfast beetle or two.

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But don’t let their size fool you: some of them are super models with egos the size of Texas. They know their best angles, when to puff up and hold it, and where to sit so their fluffy little bottoms catch the best up-lighting from the rising sun, dahling.

Wait! Wait! Don’t you walk away with that camera yet! Check THIS out…

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Ha? Wad-i-tell-ya? I’m so gorgeous, I make MYSELF green with envy!

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On the other hand, some are not so pretty as they are fascinating, preferring wisdom over beauty. How can you look part pterodactyl and not be wise?

I don’t know if pelicans are intelligent, bird-wise speaking.

But even if pelicans are dumber than a sack of scrambled hammer handles…

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… they always seem to get a good chuckle out of life.

But let’s let the crow have the last laugh. They love that.


* I’m using the “u” in honour of Canada currently being the Olympic “Host with the Most.” As the Prime Minister of Canada, Stephen Harper, said regarding the games, “Go ahead and wave those flags! We’ll apologize for our immodesty later.”

Hummingbird Wars

They are the most remarkable little works of nature.

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Witnessed from a yard or two away, their perky, Pixaresque characteristics of size, spunk, and aerodynamic abilities are mesmerizing.

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Have I mentioned lately how much we love our new Nikon D90? The only thing I did to these photos was crop them to fit the format of our blog: no Miss Clairol or Photoshop for these beauties.

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The males are especially vibrant… showy little things, really. I mean honestly… look at those eyelashes, even!

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It’s hard to imagine, but a seat closer to the action is not necessarily a good thing when it comes to hummingbirds.

They’re addicts, and addiction to a perceived scarce resource is an ugly game to watch up close.

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These kids need sugar, and they don’t like to share.

Oh sure, a male and female can tolerate one another for a minute or two around the old watering holes. Where else can you meet people these days?

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But when two or more males get a bit peckish and decide to head for a seat at the local bar at the same time, things happen alarmingly quickly.

They come in fast and without advance warning, like stealth drones on a mission. They DO NOT like to be crowded for elbow space and will not tolerate being rushed through their meal by punk Johnnys-come-lately.

Furtive sips are necessary, always on the lookup for the inevitable intruders.  As soon as one is spotted, they zip into mid-air, puff themselves out into “check the pipes, dude!” mode and vibrate like peacocks in a turf war. It’s like watching two-inch helicopters in a classic dogfight.

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Truthfully, the little peckers are making me nervous. I’m afraid I’m going to get caught in a fly-by shooting and lose an eye, which is what makes the appeal of this

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… so completely lost on me. Some people have serious thrill issues.

For me, trying not to lose a full tumbler of a refreshing adult beverage while being dive-bombed by outraged needle-nose fliers with low-blood sugar is close enough, thank you very much.